Top 100 Funny Jokes in Hindi | मजेदार हिन्दी जोक्स
Top 100 Funny Jokes in Hindi Mai Padh ke Bharpur Aanand Le…
Post mai aapko kai sare pati patni, girlfriend boyfriend par random funny jokes in hindi mai padhe . Khud bhi maje le or apne dosto ko bhi hasae 😂. Kyun ki hasna humari sehat ke liye bhot jaruri hota hai . Hasne se humara stress bhi kam hota hai. Toh humesha hanse or apne dosto ko bhi in funny jokes ke madhyam se hasae.
Pati Patni double meaning jokes jinhe padh ke aap bhot zyada aanand prapt karege.
चुटकुले जैसे hindi pati patni jokes jo ki sabse zada lokpriy hai . Kuch log ek dusre ke jivan mai premi – premika ki bhumika bhi nibhate hai . Toh unhe khush karne ke liye aise funny jokes bhejte hai ek dusre ko . Or agar aap bhi apne pati ya patni ko khush karna chahte hai toh aap bhi unhe aise funny jokes bhej sakte hai.
- ” Pati – jaj sahab mujhe apni patni se talak chahiye vo mujhe baratan fek fek ke marti hai !
Jaj – 80 saal baad talaq kyun? Baratan abhi marna chalu kiya hai ki phele se he maar rahi hai?
Pati – phele se he jaj sahab !
Jaj – toh itne saal baad talak kyun?
Pati – kyun ki ab uska nishana pakka ho gya hai 😂😂😂. ”
“Pati apni biwi se pareshan hoke court mai talak lene pocha !
Jaj – talak kyu lena chahte ho?
Pati – mai isse khush nahi hu..
Biwi – jaj saahab pura maholla khush hai, bs inke hai itne nakhre hai! 😂😂”
2. “Patni – tum mujhe sote hue gali de rahe the?
Pati – tumhe galat fehmi hui hai.!
Patni – kesi galatfahmi??
Pati – yahi ki mai so raha tha! 😂😂”
3. ” Patni – tum kl padosan ke sath film dekhne gaye the?
( smart answer by husband)
Pati – toh or kya krta? Aaj kl family ke sath dekhne layak flim banti he kaha hai 😂😂😂! ”
4. ” Patni ne mayake se pati ko phone kiya – kaise ho Ji?
Pati – thik hu!
Patni – meri yaad aati hai tb kya krte ho ?
Pati – tumhari pasandida ice cream kha leta hu ‘ kesar pista’ ya ‘ amul nuts ‘ ! Or meri yaad aane pr tum kya krti ho?
Patni – mai bhi ‘ black dog ‘ ka quarter or teen cigarette 🚬 pikar ek rajnigandha kha leti hu 😂😂😂!
5. “Patni sabji lete samay apne pati se boli,
Patni – 2 kilo matar le lu ?
Pati – le lo isme rai lene ki kya baat hai…
Patni – Me tumhari rai nahi maang rhi hu, puch rhi hu, kya tum inte matar chil loge aaj shaam ??
Pati Behosh 😂😂😂!”
6. ” Patni – suno jii aaj se tum rozana sharab piya karo
Pati – wahh! Pr kyun?
Patni – kyun ki jb aap nashe mai hote ho tb aap jyada kaam karte ho . …
Pati – mai kuch samjha nahi tum kya kehna chahti ho?
Patni – are jb tum kl sharab pike ghr aaye toh nashe mai tumne Sare gande pade baratan dho dale aur to aur . .. Apne mere pao bhi dabaye..
Funny jokes in Hindi – double meaning funny jokes 😂
- Yamraj – bacha tune paap aur punya dono kiya hai…
Isliye tujhe swarg mai narak milega.
Raju – vo kese?
Yamraj – roz raat tujhe 2 glass daru milegi or 1 apsara milegii.
Ramu – yeah swarg he swarg hai..
Yamraj – lekin glass mai ‘ cheed’ hoga or apsara mai ek bhi nahi 😂!
2. Vo konsa kaam jisme aadmi 10 minute mai thak jata hai or aurat chahti hai ki vo krti he jae krti he jae?
Socho socho …..
Shopping 😂
Vese tumhara wala jawab bhi sahi he hai 😂!
3. Ek sardar ko natak mai arjun ka roll mila toh logo ne shor macha diya ki … Pagdi wala arjun…. Pagdi wala arjun…
Sardar bola – salo bhosdi walo 4 minute phele lund wali dropati aai thi jb so rahe the kya 😂!
4. Aaj ka ghanta gyan:
Agar koi aapka mazak baar baar udae toh bura mt maniye …
Ho skta hai usko maa chudwane ki aadat ho!
5. Patni – suno ji billi aaj pura dudh pi gyi. ..
Pati – mne kitni baar kaha hai nangi mt soya kr,
Aaj billi dudh pi gyi..
Kl bolegi kutta gand maar gya !
Love joke shayari ( love jokes)
Girlfriend or boyfriend ka rishta nok jhok se bhara hota hai . Is rishte mai pyaar hai toh mithi chid chad bhi hai . Dono ek dusre ko jawab dene ka koi moka hath nahi jane dete hai . Or agar aap bhi apni girlfriend ko funny jokes se impress karna chahte hai toh niche diye gaye chutkule love jokes in hindi pade . Or apni girlfriend ko impress kare.
- ” Bina sikhe chal rahi thi cycle, takkar hum se honi he thi ,
Galiyon ki jagah suna di shayari, mohabbat toh honi he thi!
2. Jab tum is kadar hasti ho na jane mujhe kya ho jata hai, man karta hai dekhta rahu samne se din bhar , par kambakht bich mai tere bhaiya ka phone aa jata hai !
3. Jab bhi aap ki premika aansu bahaye ,
Niche baalti laga kr pani bachaye,
4. Jb bhi tumhari rone ki ichha ho jana ,
Do pyaaz katne mere ghar aa jana !
5. Prem ki pariksha mai mere sath hadd ho gayi ,
Mar gayi premika or pariksha radd ho gayi ,
6. Ishq ka jahaj duba unke ghar ke duware,
Unki ho gyi shadi hum reh gye kuware!
7. Vo mujhse is kadar ruthi Gaur farmaiye ga . ….
Vo mujhse is kadar ruthi ki mere haath mein chocolate dekhte he man gyi!
8. Ladka ladki ko apni car mai betha ke leja raha tha !
Ladki- hum kaha jare hai?
Ladka- long drive pr.
Ladki – wow phele kyun nahi bataya ?
Ladka- mujhe khud abhi pata chala.
Ladki- kese?
Ladka- break nahi lag rahe hai!!
8. Dheere dheere mai pyaar ka izahaar kr raha hu…
Uski saheli ke sath usse bhi pyaar kr raha hu ! !
Jokes chutkule ( jokes in hindi)
Aaj kl ki busy life mai logo ko hasana bhi ek kalaa ho gayi hai. Isliye hum aapke liye leke aae hai funny shayari jokes ( very funny jokes in hindi) . Yaha dekhiye ek se badh ke ek funny jokes hamare paas comedy jokes hindi shayari mein mojud hai !
- ” Ladke ko sabse zada gussa tb he aata hai,
Jb auto mai do ladkiyon ke bich mai ek ladka betha ho,
Tab tisari ladki ki vajah se autowala bole bhai tu aage aaja ! !
2. Baap- tum meri beti se kb se pyaar krta ho ?
Ladka- 7 mahine se..
Baap- lekin mai kese yakin karu ? ?
Ladka-2 mahine or ruk jao!!
3. Ek machar tufaan
mai fasa hua tha
Raste mai ek ped mila
Machar ped se lipat gaya
Jb tufaan nikal gya
Toh machar pasina pochte hue bola- agar aaj mai nahi hota toh yeah ped gir he jata!!
4. Dr. Marij se – agar tum meri dawa se thik toh mujhe kya eenaam donge??
Marij – sahab mai toh bhot gareeb aadmi hu . .
Kabar khodta hu…
Aapki free mai khod dunga 😂😂
5. Ek baar santa jangal mai ja raha tha , usse ek chudhel ne roka or bola,
‘ ha ha hu hu mai chudhel hu’
Santa bola – pata hai teri ek behen meri biwi hai 😂😂!!
Lotpot majedaar chutkule ( very funny jokes in hindi )
Aaj hum aapke liye leke aae hai ek se baad kar ek majedaar chutkule ( funny jokes in hindi)
Ek Vehad he khaas sanghrah , jinhe padhne ke baad aap haas haas ke lotpot ho jaege !
- ” Ek aurat apni padosan ko bata rahi thi –
Aurat- tumhe pata hai ! 20 saal tk meri koi awlaad nahi hui . ..
Padosan ( herani se ) – fir??
Aurat( gehri saas chord kr boli) – fir mai 21 saal ki hui, papa ne meri shadi kr di or fir awlaad hui 😂! ! ”
3. “50% ladkiyan bewakoof nahi hoti hai , kuch baadmash ladko ne college ke notice broad pr likh diya 50% ladkiyan bewakoof hoti hai…
Ladkiyon ne yeah dekha toh unhe bura laga ,
Unhone college mai hangama khada kr diya..
College prabhanadh ne turant us notice ko nikalwa diya , or uski jagah naya notice lgwa …
50% ladkiyan bewakoof nahi hoti hai, jb ja kar ladkiyon ka gussa shant hua ! ! ”
4. Ladki- Please mujhe meri seat dedo . .
Ladka – kyun?
Ladki- aree ladki khadi hai, seat bhi nahi de skte kya…
Ladka – aap mujhse shadi kr lo..
Ladki – kis khusi mai kr lu??
Ladka – ladka kuwara ghum raha hai , shadi bhi nahi kr skti ho!! ”
5. ” Ek ladkI ne pizza shop mai jakar pizza order kiya..
Watter- madam, iske 4 piece karu ya 8 piece??
Ladki boli – 4 piece he kr do.
8 khaungi toh moti ho jaungii😂😂! ! ”
7. “Ladka ek ladki ke sath ghar aaya!
Maa- kon hai yeah???
Ladka- yeah meri dharm patni hai..
Maa- kb se chal raha tha tum dono ke bich yeah sb?
Ladka- pata nahi yeah toh park mai mere bagal mai bethi hui kisi ka intezar kr rahi thi . ..
Bajrang daal walo ne humari shadi krwa di ! ! ”
8. “Sunday ke din bank karmchaari ki biwi utho jaago..
Mere mummy papa aa gye haii….
Aadmi- unko kaho line mai lage . .
Or ID sath mai rakhe! ! ”
Funny shayari double meaning 😂
Logo ne bhot sare hindi funny jokes bana rakhe hai jinko padh kr aap log bhot he zada khush reh skte hai, tension free reh skte hai or apne mind ko fresh kr skte hai.
- ” Ajeeb si halat hai tere jane ke baad ,
Bhook mujhe lgti nahi khana khane ke baad,
Mere paas do he samose the jo mne kha liye,
Ek tere aane ke phele aur ek tere jane ke baad!
2. Araz kiya hai …
Vo tumhe DP dikha ke ghum raha karegi ,
Magar tum aadhar card pr ade rehna!
Dil ki tamanna hai ki tumhe palko pe bitha lu,
Pr tu 72 kilo ki hai,
Dil ko kese samjhau !
3. Humne toh charo tarah padai ka mahol banaya hai,
Fir bhi exam mai anda he aaya hai,
Hum toh yuhi chal dete hai muh dhoke exam dene,
Saale dost kehte hai yeh toh padh kr aaya hai!
Aye gulab aapni khushboo ko mere dosto pr nyochhaavar kr de ,
Yeah sardi ke mausam mai nahaya nahi krte 😂!
3. Phoolon ko phool pasand hai,
Dilo ko dil pasand hai,
Shayar ko shayari pasand hai,
Kisi ki pasand se hume kya humko toh aapki girlfriend pasand hai !